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Vintage "I Like Pretty Things and the Word F*ck" Plate – 16cm of Elegance, Sass, and a Whole Lot of Attitude 🍽️💅
Let’s be real—sometimes life is too short to be classy 24/7. You love pretty things, but you also really love saying “Fck”* when things go off the rails. This vintage 16cm plate is the perfect way to embrace both your inner glamour queen and your inner sailor. It’s basically like drinking a martini while flipping off a traffic jam.
Product Details:
Size: 16cm (small enough to fit anywhere, big enough to make people do a double-take and maybe question their life choices)
Message: “I Like Pretty Things and the Word F*ck” – Because nothing says sophistication quite like a little sprinkle of profanity. Think chic meets sassy with a hint of “who needs a filter?”
Comes with a FREE Plate Stand: Because you deserve to display this masterpiece like it’s the Mona Lisa… if the Mona Lisa had a potty mouth.
Important Info (Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You):
Decorative Only: This plate is not for food. It’s not here to serve you lunch—it’s here to serve you attitude and make your guests awkwardly laugh while silently judging you.
Handwash Only: This plate is like your ex—high maintenance, temperamental, and it does not do dishwashers. Show it a little TLC and handwash it like it’s a rare artifact from a very sarcastic time.
Perfect For:
Displaying in your kitchen so your guests know exactly who they’re dealing with (spoiler: it’s someone who loves pretty things… but will also throw down if necessary)
Starting a totally inappropriate conversation at dinner parties (just sit back and watch the chaos unfold)
Giving your friends a subtle reminder that you can be elegant… and still use the word "F*ck" in the same sentence.
Get this plate today and start telling the world that you can be a goddess of grace and the Queen of Cursing, all at once. This plate is proof that you can have taste, but also no filter.
Note: This plate is vintage, so don’t be shocked if it has a few age spots or marks—hey, even divine things aren’t perfect. Embrace the character