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Vintage "Tattoos Are Trashy" Plate – 16cm of Pure, Unfiltered Sarcasm 🍽️💅
So you’ve got a thing for bold opinions that definitely won’t upset anyone, right? This 16cm plate is your new best friend. Featuring the audacious message, “Tattoos Are Trashy”, it’s the perfect way to express your complete lack of understanding about tattoos... or maybe it’s just a hilarious joke. Who knows?
Product Details:
Size: 16cm (just the right size to offend anyone within a 10-foot radius—bonus points for getting the real conversation started)
Message: “Tattoos Are Trashy” – Because who needs tattoos when you can have something just as permanent, like an opinion that hasn’t been updated since 1952?
Comes with a FREE Plate Stand: So you can proudly display your wisdom in the most passive-aggressive way possible. Let’s be honest, it’s practically begging for attention.
Important Info (Don’t Even Think About Putting This in the Dishwasher):
Decorative Only: This isn’t a dinner plate, it’s a weapon. A sarcastic, vintage weapon. Use it to tell people you don’t care what they do to their bodies... as long as they don’t do it near you.
Handwash Only: Just like tattoos, this plate doesn’t do dishwashers. It's vintage, it’s high-maintenance, and it doesn’t believe in “easy cleaning." Treat it like your most judgmental aunt—handle with care and don’t let it near the hot water.
Perfect For:
Starting immediately awkward dinner conversations. (Isn’t that what family dinners are for?)
Using as a passive-aggressive reminder to that one friend who thinks tattoos are a personality trait.
Putting on display in your house, so your guests can know exactly how you feel about those people with ink.
This isn’t just a plate—it’s a conversation starter. A bold, sassy, and probably misunderstood statement. It’s vintage sarcasm in porcelain form, and it’s ready to stir the pot.
Get yours today. You know you want to. (Just don’t try to eat off it. That’s for the uninked.)
Note: This plate is vintage, so don’t be shocked if it has a few age spots or marks—hey, even divine things aren’t perfect. Embrace the character