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Vintage “Darling, Fetch Me My Bathing Toaster” Plate – 16cm of Dark Humor and Toasty Doom 🍞⚡
Ever thought about throwing a toaster into your bath, just to see what happens? No? Well, this vintage 16cm plate perfectly captures the chaotic energy of that fleeting, darkly humorous moment of temptation. Featuring the dangerously sarcastic phrase, “Darling, Fetch Me My Bathing Toaster”, this plate is the epitome of asking for a little too much—and perhaps flirting with disaster. It’s like an invitation to mischief, but with more sarcasm and less common sense.
Product Details:
Size: 16cm (just the right size for permanently warning everyone that you’re one existential crisis away from living dangerously with electrical appliances)
Message: “Darling, Fetch Me My Bathing Toaster” – A fun, dark joke for those who occasionally flirt with self-destruction... or just like testing the limits of what if.
FREE Plate Stand: Because why not display your potential for chaos in the most passive-aggressive way possible? This plate is practically daring you to make poor decisions.
Important Info (aka: Don’t Try This at Home):
Decorative Only: Don’t actually put your toaster in the bath. Seriously, the plate is a warning, not an invitation. Just hang it up and let the dark humor speak for itself.
Handwash Only: Just like your questionable life choices, this plate does not fit in with the clean, orderly world of dishwashers. Handwash it with care—remember, life’s fragile, much like your sense of safety when you’re in a bad mood.
Perfect For:
Displaying in your kitchen or bathroom as a daily reminder that sometimes you just want to see the world burn (metaphorically, of course).
Adding a dark twist to your home décor while making your guests question whether you’re joking or seriously contemplating putting a toaster in the bath.
Starting that awkward conversation at your next dinner party, when you say, “Oh, I just wanted my bathing toaster,” and watch their faces fall as they slowly realize you’re not kidding.
Please Note: This plate is vintage and comes with a bit of character—expect some fading or marks from age. Like all good things in life, it’s a little worn, a little damaged, and certainly not the safest option, but it’s perfect for those who embrace the dark side of humor.