It’s Bathtime Darling, Fetch Me My Toaster Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

$22.43

🛁 16cm “It’s Bathtime Darling, Fetch Me My Toaster” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🛁

For the glamorous depressive in all of us. Equal parts luxury and existential dread, this vintage plate is the perfect addition to any bathroom, boudoir, or breakdown.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, ideal for soap, biscuits, or dramatic declarations

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with dark humour

Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, specialists in inappropriate porcelain and emotional support sarcasm

⚠️ Please Note

For decorative use only, not food safe (or bath safe, obviously)

Each plate is vintage and unique, carrying its own delicate aura of chaos

🎁 Perfect For

Those who cope with humour darker than their bathwater

Fans of self-deprecating décor

A friend who says “I’m fine” too often and owns fancy candles

Because self-care looks different for everyone.

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