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$22.43
🛁 16cm “It’s Bathtime Darling, Fetch Me My Toaster” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🛁
For the glamorous depressive in all of us. Equal parts luxury and existential dread, this vintage plate is the perfect addition to any bathroom, boudoir, or breakdown.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, ideal for soap, biscuits, or dramatic declarations
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with dark humour
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, specialists in inappropriate porcelain and emotional support sarcasm
⚠️ Please Note
For decorative use only, not food safe (or bath safe, obviously)
Each plate is vintage and unique, carrying its own delicate aura of chaos
🎁 Perfect For
Those who cope with humour darker than their bathwater
Fans of self-deprecating décor
A friend who says “I’m fine” too often and owns fancy candles
Because self-care looks different for everyone.