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**Vintage “Wash Your Hands, You Filthy Animal” Plate – 16cm of Sassy Hygiene and Totally Unapologetic Humor** 🧼💅
Let’s face it, we all know that one person who *never* washes their hands. Well, this vintage 16cm plate is here to remind them (and probably you) that hygiene is *non-negotiable*. Featuring the unforgettable phrase, *“Wash Your Hands, You Filthy Animal”*, this plate will let everyone know you have zero tolerance for germs... or people who forget to wash their hands after using the bathroom. 🙄
**Product Details:**
* **Size**: 16cm (small but mighty—just enough to guilt-trip everyone into sanitizing)
* **Message**: *“Wash Your Hands, You Filthy Animal”* – Because if a global pandemic didn’t teach them to wash up, maybe this plate will.
* **FREE Plate Stand**: Perfect for displaying in your kitchen or bathroom where it can lovingly judge your housemates.
**Important Info (aka: Handle with Disgust):**
* **Decorative Only**: This plate isn’t for food—it’s for showing off your sarcastic, hygiene-conscious personality. Don’t get it dirty, or the plate might judge you too.
* **Handwash Only**: The plate may be snarky, but it’s still a vintage gem. Handwash it like you’re wiping away the sins of humanity (or at least those dirty hands).
**Perfect For:**
* Hanging in your bathroom as a constant reminder that you will *judge* anyone who doesn’t wash up properly.
* Displaying in your kitchen to shame the unwashed masses who believe hand sanitizer is optional.
* Adding some humor to your home decor while making sure your guests *definitely* wash their hands after using the toilet.
**Please Note:** This plate is vintage, so expect a little fading or some marks from its past life. It’s not just a plate; it’s a survivor, much like the strong, sanitary hands we *all* should have by now.
Get yours today and start *gently* reminding people that personal hygiene isn’t optional.
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