A wise woman once said fuck this shit and lived happily ever after, vintage plate with stand

**Vintage “A Wise Woman Once Said, F**k This Shit and Lived Happily Ever After” Plate – 16cm of Sarcastic Wisdom\*\* 💅🍽️

Let’s be real. We all know the *fairy tale* ending we were promised: *"And they lived happily ever after."* But guess what? Sometimes, the *real* happy ending comes when you throw up your hands, say *"F\*\*k this sh*t"\*, and go live your best life without the drama. This 16cm vintage plate is here to remind you that sometimes, the only thing you need to live happily ever after is a bit of attitude and zero tolerance for nonsense.

**Product Details:**

* **Size**: 16cm (just enough space to serve up your favorite sarcasm with your morning coffee, and tiny enough to keep the judgment contained)
* **Message**: *“A Wise Woman Once Said, F\*\*k This Shit and Lived Happily Ever After”* – Perfect for those days when the world has pushed you to your limit, and all you need is a little witty rebellion to make it through.
* **FREE Plate Stand**: It’s a statement piece for your home. Display it proudly and let everyone know you’re too smart for fairy tales.

**Important Info (aka: A Lesson in Wisdom and Self-Care):**

* **Decorative Only**: This plate isn’t for your dinner—it’s for showing the world your true *mood*. Use it as the centerpiece of your frustration with life, or just to laugh at the absurdity of everything.
* **Handwash Only**: Like your mood after a bad day, this plate requires delicate handling. No dishwashers allowed. Handwash it with care (and maybe a little bit of *sass*).

**Perfect For:**

* Placing it in your kitchen as a daily reminder that the path to happiness involves a lot of *"F\*\*k this"* moments and even more self-love.
* Adding a touch of humor and rebellion to your décor—because who says wise women don’t curse?
* Starting some *legendary* conversations when your guests inevitably ask, “Wait, what’s that plate say?” (Hint: Be ready to tell them it’s the story of your life.)

**Please Note:** This plate is vintage, so it may show some fading or marks associated with age—just like *you* after surviving this crazy world. But that only adds to its charm and *character*. It’s lived a life just like you.

Get yours today, because sometimes the wisest thing you can say is just… *F\*\*k this sh*t\*.

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