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**Vintage “It’s Like Blackpool Illuminations in Here” Plate – 16cm of Dad-Level Complaints and Glorious Chaos** 🎇🍽️
We all know *that* dad—the one who moans about the Christmas lights, the birthday lights, the fairy lights, and literally any kind of light display that’s *slightly* too bright. “It’s like Blackpool Illuminations in here!” he’ll grumble, as if the sheer brilliance of a couple of LED bulbs is the most tragic thing to happen to the human eye.
This vintage 16cm plate is the perfect tribute to your dad’s endless battle with *too many lights*—because, honestly, *some things never change*. It's for those moments when he’s having a meltdown about the ‘tacky’ glow around the house and you just want to say, “Yep, it’s a damn rave in here and you’re not invited.”
**Product Details:**
* **Size**: 16cm (small enough to remind your dad to lighten up, but large enough for him to see it from across the room when he starts complaining about the lights).
* **Message**: *“It’s like Blackpool Illuminations in here”* – Because nothing says *‘dad grumbling’* quite like complaining about excessive light displays. Think of this plate as the perfect passive-aggressive response to dad’s eternal frustration with anything that *shines*.
* **FREE Plate Stand**: So you can display this sarcastic masterpiece in your home, right next to the blinking lights he hates so much. Bonus points if you place it near his favorite chair so he can read it while he *complains* about the state of the world.
**Important Info (aka: How to Survive Dad’s Endless Rants with This Plate in Hand):**
* **Decorative Only**: You could put food on it, but honestly, the only thing this plate is *really* meant to hold is the weight of your dad’s disappointment over modern decor. It's for show, not for serving, unless you're offering him a nice plate of *‘calm the hell down’*.
* **Handwash Only**: Like all things that require a bit of patience and understanding, this plate needs to be treated gently. No dishwashers allowed. Only hand washing, with a side of quiet resentment as you recall your dad’s 200th complaint about “too many damn lights”.
**Perfect For:**
* Slapping down in the middle of the living room when dad starts another “back in my day…” rant about how lights used to be simple and tasteful.
* Placing next to the Christmas tree *just to annoy him*. You’ll watch in delight as he tries to pretend he’s not seeing it, but deep down, he’s judging you for the *tacky* glow.
* Using it as an “art piece” at your next family gathering, just waiting for the moment when he sees it and you casually say, “I know, right? Too many damn lights.”
**Please Note:** This plate is vintage, so it may have some fading or marks from age (a little like your dad’s patience with festive decor). But don’t worry—those imperfections just add to its charm… much like the *dull irritation* that comes with living in a world filled with lights and *unreasonable complaints*.
Get yours today and serve up a slice of sarcasm with a side of passive-aggressive lighting commentary.
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