Jesus Disappointments all of you, vintage plate with stand

**Vintage “Jesus Disappointments All of You With” Plate – 16cm of Holy Judgment and Divine Sass** 🍽️😇

Ever feel like the universe (and Jesus) is looking down on you and saying, *"Wow, you really messed this up, didn’t you?"* Well, now you can express that feeling in *porcelain* form with this vintage 16cm plate. Featuring the iconic message, *“Jesus Disappointments All of You With”*—because let’s face it, sometimes even the Big Guy in the sky has *regrets*.

**Product Details:**

* **Size**: 16cm (just the right size to serve up a side of guilt with your snacks, but not too big to ruin the vibe of your living room)
* **Message**: *“Jesus Disappointments All of You With”* – It’s like a little reminder that no matter how much you pray, sometimes the only thing you get is disappointment (and maybe a little divine side-eye).
* **FREE Plate Stand**: Because this plate is *too* good to be left lying flat on a table. Show it off like the cheeky little statement it is—perfect for passive-aggressive dinner parties.

**Important Info (a.k.a. Divine Warning):**

* **Decorative Only**: This isn’t a *plate* for food. It’s a *message* for your soul. Keep it pristine while you serve up judgment, one side-eye at a time.
* **Handwash Only**: Just like your reputation after *that* party, this plate doesn’t do dishwashers. Handwash it with the care it deserves—and maybe say a little prayer while you’re at it.

**Perfect For:**

* Displaying in your kitchen, where you can silently judge everyone who thinks they can just *do whatever* and still get away with it.
* Starting family conversations that will get awkward *real quick*. (“No, Aunt Susan, I didn’t mean you…”)
* Keeping on your mantle as a daily reminder that life choices matter, and Jesus is silently judging them all.

**Note:** This plate is vintage, so don’t be shocked if it has a few age spots or marks—hey, even divine things aren’t perfect. Embrace the *character*—like a good *prayer* after a *really* bad date.

Get yours today, because sometimes we all need a little reminder that Jesus might be disappointed in us—but at least *we* have a plate to show it.

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