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Altered Apothecary Jar — “LSD” Edition | 9.5cm x 7cm | Handwash Only
Finally, the classy storage solution you never knew you needed — because what else would you label a vintage-looking apothecary jar other than LSD? Go on, scandalise your nan and make your houseplants question their existence.
Standing at a proud 9.5cm high and 7cm wide, this tiny glass wonder is perfect for storing:
Your suspicious sugar lumps
Secrets you can’t trust to a boring Tupperware
Questionable herbal teas you swear are “just chamomile”
Or absolutely nothing — let it just sit there and freak people out
Each jar has been lovingly altered (read: defiled) with a bold LSD label to remind you that your sense of humour is, indeed, slightly illegal in some counties.
Please note:
This jar is for decorative purposes only — if you actually have any real LSD, that’s between you and your life choices.
It’s handwash only because even your dishwasher is too straight-laced for this level of nonsense.
Stick it on your shelf, your altar, or right next to your “live, laugh, love” sign for maximum cognitive dissonance. You do you, you beautiful weirdo.