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Altered Apothecary Jar – Aqua Tofana – 9.5cm of Questionable Innocence
Behold: a sweet little apothecary jar that looks like it should hold rose petals and lavender oil, but instead whispers “Maybe I’m poison…” when the lights go out.
Measuring a perfectly suspicious 9.5cm high and 7cm wide, this jar is lovingly adorned with Aqua Tofana — a nod to the “accidental” poison of choice for 17th-century Italian ladies who were so over their husbands.
Perfect for:
Keeping your secrets (and your snacks) safe from nosy housemates.
Holding sugar for when you want to feel just a tiny bit dramatic making your tea.
Sparking awkward dinner party conversations: “Aqua Tofana? Oh, it’s just a historic murder potion, darling.”
This jar is decorative but perfectly functional — just remember: it’s handwash only. We can’t have your dishwasher rubbing off your criminally good taste.
Disclaimer: No husbands were harmed in the making of this jar. Probably.