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Altered Apothecary Jar – “Testosterone” – 9.5cm of Pure Macho Magic
Need a little boost of raw, untamed masculinity sitting right there on your shelf? Say hello to your new favourite decorative conversation starter: the altered apothecary jar boldly declaring “Testosterone” in case your guests weren’t already intimidated by your home decor choices.
Standing a mighty 9.5cm tall and 7cm wide, this glass wonder is the perfect size to hold… well, definitely not actual testosterone. Maybe some beard trimmings? Questionable mints? A secret stash of “get out of awkward social interactions” pills? The possibilities are as endless as your fake bravado.
Each jar is a loving tribute to a time when people kept suspicious powders in mysterious bottles and called it medicine. But don’t worry – this one’s strictly for show. Just pop it on a shelf, bathroom counter, or next to your weights for extra comedic effect.
Important bits:
Decorative only – do not actually store hormone supplements inside. (You’d be amazed what people try…)
Handwash only, because nothing says “fragile masculinity” quite like a jar that can’t handle a dishwasher.
Each jar is altered and unique, so expect it to look delightfully unhinged.
Unleash your inner bro, ironically or otherwise – your shelf will thank you.