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Altered Apothecary Jar – “Cyanide” – 9.5cm of Deliciously Dubious Decor
Tired of boring, sensible storage solutions? Spice up your shelves with this delightfully dark altered apothecary jar, boldly labelled “Cyanide” — because sometimes passive-aggressive is just too subtle.
Standing at a mighty 9.5cm high and 7cm wide, it’s the perfect size to hold… well, absolutely anything you’d like people to think might kill them. Sugar? Tea? Your hopes and dreams? Pop it in there and watch nosy visitors think twice before helping themselves.
This jar is handwash only — because nothing says “danger” like fragile vintage glassware that’ll probably shatter if you so much as glance at the dishwasher.
Perfect for:
Your witchy kitchen shelf of suspicious potions.
That “mad scientist” vibe you’ve been going for.
Sending a clear message to snack thieves: touch this and die (metaphorically).
Disclaimer: This jar contains exactly zero cyanide. Unless you put some in it. (Please don’t put some in it.)