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Altered Apothecary Jar – “Mounjaro” – 9.5cm of Dubious Motivation
Behold, the humble apothecary jar – reborn as a tiny shrine to everyone’s favourite modern miracle (or menace), Mounjaro. Measuring a mighty 9.5cm high and 7cm wide, this glass wonder is the perfect size for… well, absolutely nothing practical, but it sure looks fabulous on a shelf while you pretend to have your life together.
Use it to store:
Imaginary willpower.
Broken diet promises.
Sugar-free sweets that taste like sadness.
Or just leave it empty, like your trust in the healthcare system.
Handwash only, because this level of petty self-expression deserves your undivided, gentle attention. And because if you stick it in the dishwasher, it’ll probably come out looking like your motivation: warped and half-vanished.
Stick it in your bathroom, your kitchen, or right next to your secret snack stash. Whatever you put inside, just know this jar is here to remind you – in beautifully altered vintage style – that sometimes, a little dark humour is the best medicine.
Warning: Does not actually dispense Mounjaro. Sadly.