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Altered Apothecary Jar – “Cocaine” Edition (9.5cm of Questionable Charm)
Looking to spice up your shelves with a little wink-wink-nudge-nudge throwback to the days when Victorian “remedies” were basically just illegal substances in fancy glass? Well, say hello to your new favourite conversation piece: this delightfully altered apothecary jar boldly labelled “Cocaine.”
Standing a mighty 9.5cm high and 7cm wide, this jar is just big enough to hold… well, whatever you want really. Sugar? Bath salts? Actual bath salts? Grandma’s secret stash of sherbet lemons? The possibilities are endless – just maybe don’t take it through airport security.
This glass beauty is handwash only, because it’s fancy and fragile, unlike your willpower when there’s cake around. Pop it on your bathroom shelf, add it to your kitchen for a touch of scandal, or keep it on your desk to confuse your boss during Zoom calls. It’s the perfect balance of vintage vibes, dark humour, and slightly illegal chic.
Disclaimer: Sadly, this jar comes empty – it’s a decorative item only. You’ll have to source your own questionable white powder (may we suggest flour?).