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**Vintage “Please Do Not Summon Demons in the Bathroom” Plate – 16cm of Polite Paranormal Boundaries** 🕯️🚽👹
Ah yes, the *guest bathroom*—a place for washing hands, checking your teeth, and, apparently, opening hell portals. But *not anymore!* This charming 16cm vintage plate says what we’ve all been too polite to:
**“Please do not summon demons in the bathroom.”**
Because nothing ruins a relaxing bubble bath quite like a surprise visit from Beelzebub.
This cheeky little plate is the perfect way to let visitors know that your home may be haunted—but it still has *rules*.
**Product Details:**
* **Size:** 16cm – small enough to fit by the sink, bold enough to scare off occultists.
* **Message:** “Please do not summon demons in the bathroom” – a firm but friendly reminder.
* **FREE Plate Stand:** So you can prop it up proudly—no need to nail anything to the bathroom wall *again* (we remember the goat skull incident).
**Perfect For:**
* Your powder room, guest loo, or any sacred space you’d prefer to keep demon-free.
* Gifting to that one friend who’s a little *too* into astrology, tarot, and unexplained knocking sounds.
* Creating a bathroom vibe that says “quirky maximalist with spiritual boundaries.”
**Care Instructions:**
This plate is **decorative only**—please do not eat snacks off it, or use it in any rituals.
**Handwash only. Do not soak** (unless you’re attempting to summon the Water Elemental of Mild Annoyance, in which case—still no).
**Please Note:** This plate is vintage and, much like ancient grimoires, may show signs of age, wear, or faint psychic residue. All part of its haunted charm.
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