- Accepts Etsy gift cards
“Dogs welcome, children tolerated”* vintage plate — equal parts gothic humor and fed-up pet parent energy:
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**"Dogs Welcome, Children Tolerated" Vintage Plate – Finally, Someone Said It Out Loud 🐾🖤👶**
Tired of sugarcoating your priorities? Same. This **16cm vintage decorative plate** lays down the law with all the grace of a growling chihuahua:
**"Dogs Welcome. Children Tolerated."**
Because loyalty comes on four legs, not two sticky hands.
🐕 Comes with a **FREE plate stand**, because this masterpiece deserves to be displayed like the holy relic it is.
☠️ **Decorative use only** – not suitable for snacks, tantrums, or goldfish crackers.
🧼 **Hand wash only**, because just like your patience, it’s delicate and irreplaceable.
Perfect for:
* People who treat their dog better than most relatives
* Dark-humored introverts with bark over bite
* Homes where the dog has their own couch (and the kid doesn't)
**⚠️ Warning:** This plate is **vintage**, which means it’s aged with all the dignity children rob you of. Some fading, light marks, and the occasional mysterious scuff are part of its charm. Like your soul, it’s been through things.
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\#DarkDecorEnergy
\#SarcasmOnDisplay
\#VintageWithBite
\#NoKidsJustChaos
\#PetFriendlyHousehold
\#ChildrenToleratedAtBest
\#HandWashOnlyWitches
\#FreePlateStandBecauseICare
\#GothicPetParent
\#HomeRulesOnPorcelain
\#NotForSnackTimeKaren
\#VintageAF
\#DecorativeOnlyObviously
\#YourDogApproves
\#BlackHeartHomeVibes
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Want to make a matching one for a “No Humans, Only Cats” version? Or need listing tags? I'm ready. 🐾🖤