- Accepts Etsy gift cards
“Lesbians Eat What?” Vintage Plate – Featuring One Very Scared Cat and Zero Regrets 🐱🔥🌈**
This 16cm vintage plate comes with a cat who’s genuinely shook — because when lesbians say “eat what,” it’s not your average dinner conversation. Spoiler: it’s way juicier, messier, and definitely NSFW. (The cat’s still processing.)
🖤 Includes a **FREE plate stand**, because this saucy little rebel deserves to be shown off, not hidden in the back of a cabinet.
🖤 **Decorative only** — not for actual eating, unless you want your snacks to feel personally attacked.
🖤 **Hand wash only** — delicate like your feelings when you have to explain this joke to Aunt Karen.
Perfect for:
* Queer queens who love a good double entendre served with a side of “oh hell yes”
* Cat lovers whose pets judge harder than any human ever could
* Anyone with a wicked sense of humor and zero patience for polite small talk
**⚠️ Vintage vibes:** This plate has a few battle scars — some fading and marks — just like your best hookups and worst dating stories. It’s got character, and it’s not afraid to show it.
\#LesbiansEatWhat
\#ShookCatApproved
\#VintageAndVicious
\#SassyAsHell
\#DoubleEntendreGoals
\#HandWashOrCry
\#FreePlateStandBecauseImSweet
\#JudgmentalCatClub
\#EatWhatYouWant
\#NotYourMomsPlate
\#QueerAndCheeky
\#VintageWithAttitude
\#ExplicitlyDecorative
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Want it with even more sass, or maybe a cat pun overload? Just say the word!