- Accepts Etsy gift cards
“Support Your Local Cemetery” Vintage Decorative Plate – Because Dead People Need Love Too ⚰️🖤🌹**
Show your neighborhood pride *and* your dark sense of humor with this 16cm vintage plate that says what we're all thinking:
**“Support Your Local Cemetery.”**
Because let’s be honest—one day, *you’re* going to end up there. Might as well start investing early.
🪦 Comes with a **FREE plate stand**, because propping this up on your mantle is way more fun than explaining your personality to guests.
🖤 **Decorative only** – not for dinner, unless you're feeding the dearly departed.
🧼 **Hand wash only**, just like your sins and regrets.
Perfect for:
* Goths with a love for community outreach
* Graveyard picnickers and ghost story enthusiasts
* People who think florals and funerals *can* mix
**⚠️ Please note:** This plate is *vintage*, meaning it may have some fading, marks, or ghost fingerprints. These are signs of age, not flaws — much like your dark humor and general distrust of daylight.
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Let me know if you want a more Halloweeny version, a pastel goth twist, or one with more historical graveyard flair. ☠️💐🪦