- Accepts Etsy gift cards
Wash Your Tentacles – Vintage Decorative Plate (16cm)
Whether you’re a sea creature, cryptid, or just someone with suspicious hygiene habits, this 16cm decorative plate is here to remind you of the basics:
WASH. YOUR. TENTACLES.
Polite? No. Effective? Absolutely.
Stick it in your bathroom, kitchen, or next to your hand sanitiser shrine. Comes with a free plate stand, because public shaming should always come with a sense of style.
🐙 Important info for humans and other damp entities:
– Decorative only – not suitable for calamari or snacks of any kind.
– Handwash only – which is ironic, considering the tentacle thing.
– It’s vintage, so may feature some fading, light marks, or the ghost of a Victorian sea witch.
Add to cart if your vibe is 60% bath bomb, 40% eldritch horror.