Welcome to the darkside where all the fun stuff happens, vintage plate with stand

**Welcome to the Dark Side – Vintage Decorative Plate (16cm)**

Finally, a plate that truly understands your vibe: morally grey, emotionally unstable, but *excellent* company at parties.
This 16cm decorative plate welcomes guests to the **dark side**, where the lighting’s moody, the humour’s questionable, and the fun is… borderline illegal.

Perfect for your hallway, bar cart, or altar to bad decisions. Comes with a **free plate stand**, because even the forces of darkness appreciate good presentation.

🖤 **Sinisterly Specific Details:**
– **Decorative only** – not food-safe, unless you're serving sass and unresolved trauma.
– **Handwash only** – like your secrets, it doesn’t handle heat well.
– It’s **vintage**, so it may have some charming fading, suspicious marks, and just a hint of chaos from decades past.

Add to cart and proudly display your allegiance to drama, glitter, and doing whatever the hell you want.