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All Panic No Disco – Vintage Decorative Plate (16cm)
Because your life is more flailing-in-a-supermarket-car-park than dancing-under-a-disco-ball.
This gloriously unhinged 16cm decorative plate screams ALL PANIC, NO DISCO — the official anthem of anyone who’s ever cried in a glittery jumpsuit or stress-cleaned their spice rack at 3am.
It comes with a free plate stand, so you can display your chaos in style, like the emotionally unstable gallery wall it deserves.
✨ Vital stats for the mildly overwhelmed:
– Decorative only – don’t eat off it unless your diet includes drama and regret.
– Handwash only – much like you, it doesn’t cope well with hot water and spinning blades.
– It’s vintage, which means there may be fading, marks, or the faint hum of ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ playing in a minor key.
Buy it now and let visitors know that while the disco died long ago, the panic is very much alive and thriving.