If assholes could fly this place would be an airport, vintage plate with stand

If Assholes Could Fly – Vintage Decorative Plate (16cm)

Ever walked into a room and thought, “Wow. If assholes could fly, this place would be Heathrow at rush hour”?
Same.
That’s why this 16cm decorative plate exists — to say what you’re too dead inside to repeat out loud (again). It’s the ultimate statement piece for anyone surrounded by human turbulence and emotional hand luggage.

Perfect for your hallway, kitchen, passive-aggressive gallery wall, or hung lovingly above your desk as Karen from accounts breathes through her mouth. Comes with a free plate stand, so your bitterness can be properly propped.

💁‍♀️ Details for the discerning misanthrope:
– Decorative only – not suitable for food, but ideal for serving looks and simmering rage.
– Handwash only – this drama queen does NOT do dishwashers.
– It’s vintage, so expect some fading, marks, and possibly the faint whiff of suppressed fury from the ‘80s.

Grab it now, because there’s no flight path out of this madness, but at least your décor can be emotionally honest.