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Be Nicer to Yourself, You Dumb Bitch – Vintage Decorative Plate (16cm)
Let’s be honest, you’ve said worse to yourself.
But this 16cm vintage plate is here to remind you that maybe, just maybe, you could be a little kinder to yourself. But hey, no pressure. It's not like it’s going to stop you from self-sabotaging by eating an entire pizza while watching reruns of your own bad decisions.
Perfect for the bathroom, your desk, or that shelf of questionable life choices. Comes with a free plate stand, because you deserve a little bit of displayed tough love.
💁♀️ Slightly brutal details:
– Decorative only – not food-safe, unless you're serving self-doubt and cold pizza.
– Handwash only – just like you, this plate doesn't deal well with hot water and spinning.
– It’s vintage, so expect some fading, marks, and the gentle whiff of regret from another era.
Buy it now, because nothing says self-care like a passive-aggressive reminder to treat yourself better.