- Accepts Etsy gift cards
**Twatwaffle – Vintage Decorative Plate (16cm)**
Because sometimes, “get lost” just doesn’t quite *capture* the energy you’re feeling.
This 16cm decorative plate boldly declares the perfect insult for the occasion: **Twatwaffle**. Ideal for anyone who’s ever dealt with a person whose stupidity is only rivaled by their audacity.
Perfect for your kitchen, office, or above your fireplace as a constant reminder of all the twatwaffles in your life. Comes with a **free plate stand**, because your sass deserves to be displayed with a touch of class.
💁♀️ **The Fine Print:**
– **Decorative only** – not suitable for food, unless your meal consists of *irritation and eye rolls*.
– **Handwash only** – this plate has delicate sensibilities and doesn’t do dishwashers.
– It’s **vintage**, so it may feature some charming fading, random marks, or the faint echo of 1970s regret.
Buy it now and let your guests know exactly what you think of them – without having to speak a word.
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