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Wash Your Hands You Filthy Animal – Vintage Decorative Plate (16cm)
Because we all know someone who still thinks soap is a suggestion, not a lifestyle.
This 16cm decorative plate boldly declares: “Wash your hands, you filthy animal” – the perfect reminder for your kitchen, bathroom, or that one friend who uses their sleeve as a napkin.
Comes with a free plate stand, so you can proudly display your judgmental vibes in style. Nothing says “I have standards” like a vintage plate with a passive-aggressive cleaning tip.
🧼 Slightly Judge-y Details:
– Decorative only – not suitable for food (but ideal for serving some sass).
– Handwash only – because, let’s be real, the plate can’t handle your neglect and the dishwasher's emotional baggage.
– It’s vintage, so expect some charming fading, minor marks, or a faint scent of soap from a more hygienic time.
Add to cart, and let your home shout, “It’s not a suggestion, Karen!”