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There It Goes, My Last Flying F*ck – Vintage Decorative Plate (16cm)
Well, there it is—the moment we’ve all been waiting for. Your last flying f*ck has officially taken off, and it’s soaring high above the clouds with zero intention of ever coming back.
This 16cm decorative plate is here to commemorate that epic flight—because we all know you’ve got no more to give.
Perfect for the kitchen, office, or as a passive-aggressive reminder in your guest bathroom. Comes with a free plate stand, so you can put your apathy on full display like the emotional minimalist you are.
🚀 Details for the already over-it crowd:
– Decorative only – not suitable for food, feelings, or unsolicited advice.
– Handwash only – because apparently, giving zero f*cks doesn’t mean you’re above basic chores.
– It’s vintage, so it may have some fading, random marks, or that "I’ve been through some things" kind of energy.
Buy it now and proudly declare that your last f*ck was officially released into the wild—and you're never chasing it again.