A reminder that you don't need fun to have alcohol, vintage plate with stand

A Reminder That You Don't Need Fun to Have Alcohol – Vintage Decorative Plate (16cm)

Because let’s be real, who needs “fun” when you’ve got vodka, wine, or whatever questionable decision you’re about to make?
This 16cm decorative plate serves up the truth:
You don’t need fun to have alcohol.
It’s the perfect reminder for those of us who’ve found liquid courage to be a sufficient substitute for personality.

Ideal for your kitchen, bar cart, or wherever you keep your emotional support wine glass. Comes with a free plate stand, because even your lack of fun deserves to be displayed with pride.

🍷 Specifics for the alcoholically enlightened:
– Decorative only – no, you can’t serve your wine on it… that’s not the vibe.
– Handwash only – it’s vintage, so it’s fragile, like your dignity after a few cocktails.
– It’s vintage, so expect a little fading, maybe a mark or two, and just a dash of regret lingering from decades past.

Add to cart if you prefer your fun in a glass, with a side of sarcasm.