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🐾 Dogs Welcome, Humans Tolerated – Vintage Decorative Plate (16cm)
Let’s be honest — your dog runs this house. You’re just the unpaid butler with thumbs who occasionally opens treat bags and door handles. Why not make that arrangement crystal clear to everyone who dares cross your threshold with this delightfully passive-aggressive vintage plate?
Measuring a mighty 16cm, this cheeky slice of ceramic truth declares: Dogs Welcome, Humans Tolerated. Translation? You’d better arrive bearing snacks, belly rubs, and absolutely no unsolicited opinions on how often the dog’s allowed on the sofa.
Perfectly sized to perch on a shelf, mantelpiece, or pride of place in the hallway where unsuspecting visitors can read it and adjust their expectations accordingly. Comes with a free plate stand because, unlike the dog, it can’t stand up by itself.
Important: This beauty is purely decorative — unless you plan to use it as a tiny shield to deflect awkward small talk with people you’d rather your dog just barked at. Handwashing only, because your dishwasher is busy enough washing all those dog bowls you swear you’d never let pile up.
Remember: this is an authentic vintage piece, so it may come with some charming signs of its well-loved past — slight fading or marks that only add to its “I’ve been silently judging humans for decades” vibe.
Add it to your cart now and proudly display your true priorities: fur babies first, people… somewhere way down the list. 🐶✨