- Accepts Etsy gift cards
Absolutely — here’s a longer, darkly sarcastic Etsy description for your plate:
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**“With Sufficient Thrust, Pigs Fly Just Fine” Vintage Decorative Plate**
Tired of motivational quotes that pretend you’ll manifest your dreams by just *wishing really hard*? Good news — this 16cm vintage plate delivers a far more realistic pep talk. Behold: “With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.” It’s a simple reminder that *anything* is possible when you’re willing to throw enough chaos, force, and questionable life choices at the problem.
Perfect for your kitchen wall, office shelf, or anywhere you’d like to subtly threaten the laws of physics. It pairs beautifully with a glass of wine and the existential dread that comes from trying to hold your life together with duct tape and caffeine.
This plate is purely decorative — because if you think you’re eating your soggy beans on this masterpiece, you’re mistaken. It’s to be admired, not slobbered on. Comes with a free plate stand, so you can prop it up like the unhinged conversation piece it truly is.
Handwashing only, obviously. If you think a dishwasher won’t blast the wisdom right off its vintage face, you probably believe pigs really do fly unaided.
**Oh, and it’s vintage — which means it’s got that whole ‘charming imperfections’ vibe: some fading, a mark here or there, a hint of the decades it’s survived. Just like you, it’s weathered but still clinging on.**