A wise woman once said fuck this shit and lived happily ever after, vintage plate with stand

✨ A Wise Woman Once Said “Fuck This Shit” Plate ✨

Introducing the ultimate life motto for your wall or shelf: “A wise woman once said ‘fuck this shit’ and lived happily ever after.” Words to live by, immortalised on a charming 16cm vintage plate — because who needs fairy tales when you’ve got brutal honesty and your own damn boundaries?

This little decorative gem comes with a free plate stand, so you can proudly display your life philosophy where it matters most — in the kitchen, the hallway, your passive-aggressive office cubicle, or right by the front door to warn all who enter.

This plate is strictly decorative. Please don’t try to microwave your leftover trauma on it — it’s handwash only, darling.

💥 Size: 16cm
💥 Includes: Free plate stand
💥 Care: Handwashing’s only — your dishwasher’s filth is not welcome here.

P.S. This plate is genuinely vintage, so it may have a few marks or fading that just add to its “I’ve had enough of everyone’s crap” charm.