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**“Cockwomble” Vintage Decorative Plate – 16cm of Passive-Aggressive Perfection**
Behold: the ultimate passive-aggressive piece of porcelain to elevate your questionable home décor choices. This 16cm vintage plate proudly screams **“Cockwomble”** — a delightful British insult for that special someone who radiates chaotic stupidity and tests your patience on a near-daily basis.
Perfectly sized to nestle amongst your grandmother’s floral china, this plate is the ideal way to let guests know that, yes, you do speak fluent sarcasm, and no, you don’t want them to overstay their welcome. Pop it on your mantelpiece, your office shelf, or smack dab in the kitchen where everyone gathers to gossip and judge — free plate stand included, because apparently not everyone wants to nail a passive-aggressive insult directly into their walls (cowards).
This plate is **decorative only**, so please don’t pile your sad microwave dinners on it. It demands the tender, loving care of handwashing only — after all, it’s been around longer than most of your relationships and deserves more respect than your ex ever got.
Should you decide to gift this to the resident Cockwomble in your life, remember: nothing says “I tolerate you” like vintage crockery with a profanity. Birthdays, divorces, passive-aggressive office Secret Santas — the possibilities are endless.
And yes, because this beauty is vintage, you may find some fading or age marks here and there — just like you, it’s a little worn, slightly cracked, and has absolutely zero tolerance for nonsense.
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**Decorative only. Handwashing’s only. Vintage — expect some delightful imperfections that prove it survived life longer than your last good idea.**