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✨ Be Fucking Polite Vintage Plate – 16cm of Passive-Aggressive Charm ✨
Is your kitchen table just not passive-aggressive enough? Do you long for that perfect little decorative reminder to keep your unruly family, feral flatmates, or uninvited mother-in-law from chewing with their mouth open? Well, behold: the ultimate vintage plate that screams “Be Fucking Polite” in the most elegant way possible.
This 16cm delight is your new best friend in the battle for basic human decency. It’s small enough to perch discreetly on your shelf, yet loud enough to shame any rude guest into remembering that, yes, elbows do belong OFF the table and, no, you’re not a Victorian scullery maid here to pick up their crumbs.
Each plate comes with its very own FREE plate stand because, let’s face it, you’re not gonna eat off this bad boy. It’s purely decorative. You could serve your passive-aggressive biscuits on it, but please, darling, this piece of sweary etiquette art demands to be admired — not smothered in jam.
A gentle reminder: this isn’t some Ikea crap. It’s vintage. Which means handwashing ONLY. If you dare to toss this into your dishwasher, be prepared for it to bite back — and we both know you deserve it.
💥 Key Features:
16cm of gloriously rude politeness
Free plate stand for maximum display power
Decorative only (obviously)
Perfect for your sarcastic gallery wall or your kitchen of shame
The ideal gift for your sweary, etiquette-challenged bestie
And because this piece has been around the block a few decades, it may have some fading or charming little marks that just add to its character. Translation: it’s old, it’s fabulous, and it’s seen some shit — just like you.
💋 So go on, hang it up and remind the world to mind their fucking manners. You’re welcome.