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✨ **New Plan: Fuck It!** ✨
Introducing the perfect decorative plate for those moments when life demands a five-step plan and you respond with a deep sigh and a two-word masterpiece: *“New plan, fuck it!”*
This gloriously blunt little plate is 16cm of pure chaotic wisdom, ready to perch on your shelf, mantel, or anywhere you want to let guests, family, or your inner perfectionist know that you’ve officially stopped caring. Got a to-do list longer than a CVS receipt? Fuck it. Thought you’d be a millionaire by now? Fuck it. Diet starts Monday? Fuck it.
Lovingly displayed on its **free plate stand** — because you should never have to pay extra to showcase your rebellion — this decorative gem is here to remind you daily that sometimes the best plan is no plan at all.
Please note: this plate is strictly for decorative use only. I know it looks sturdy, but do not, under any circumstances, eat your microwaved ramen off it or pop it in the dishwasher. It’s handwashing only, like your therapist-recommended coping strategies.
Oh, and because this is a genuine vintage piece with a colourful past (just like you!), it may have some perfectly imperfect fading, tiny marks, or character spots. Consider it visual proof that ‘fuck it’ is a timeless philosophy that only gets better with age.
Grab it now, stand it proud, and let the world know that your new plan is… well, fuck it.
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