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✨ Fuck You Vintage Plate – 16cm of Passive-Aggressive Charm ✨
Are you tired of subtlety? Want to send a heartfelt message to your dinner guests, nosy in-laws, or that one co-worker who keeps “popping by” unannounced? Well, hold on to your doilies, because this exquisitely rude little vintage plate is here to do all the swearing for you.
At a perfectly petite 16cm, this decorative masterpiece boldly declares “Fuck You” in a way that’s equal parts elegant and offensive — just like you on a Monday morning. Whether you display it on your kitchen shelf, in your home office, or right by your front door to greet unsuspecting visitors, this plate will make sure nobody ever mistakes you for someone who tolerates nonsense.
Worried about practicality? Don’t be. This plate is strictly decorative because let’s face it, eating your beans on toast off of “Fuck You” might just be a step too far — or not, I’m not here to judge your life choices. It comes with a free plate stand, so you can prop it up proudly for all the world to see and admire your exquisite taste in passive-aggressive home décor.
A word to the wise: Please treat this sassy slice of porcelain like the precious relic it is. Handwash only, because a spin through the dishwasher might just wash away its glorious attitude.
Lastly, as this is a genuine vintage piece, it may come with some fading, tiny marks, or other delightful signs that it’s older than your will to socialize — all adding to its unique charm and well-earned character.
Go on, make your mantlepiece as rude as your inner monologue. Your walls will thank you. Probably.