Every home needs a small reminder of impending doom, vintage plate with stand

✨ Every home needs a small reminder of impending doom. ✨

Congratulations, you’ve just found the missing piece to your perfectly curated corner of chaos. This charming 16cm vintage plate boldly declares what we’re all pretending not to think about: that we are, indeed, teetering on the brink of the apocalypse — but hey, at least we’re doing it with style.

Perch this existential gem on your shelf, mantle, or altar to the Great Cosmic Void — it comes with a free plate stand (because what’s a doom plate without its little throne?). Display it proudly to warn guests that while you do serve tea and biscuits, you also serve brutal honesty about the state of the universe.

Crafted to be purely decorative — so please, don’t go slapping your sandwiches on it. It’s a handwash-only situation, too, because this relic of dread has survived decades of existential crises and deserves a gentle touch.

Perfect for:
✔️ Gifting to that one friend who laughs in the face of disaster.
✔️ Adding a tasteful sprinkle of nihilism to your vintage gallery wall.
✔️ Reminding yourself daily that while everything is temporary, sarcastic crockery is forever.

Please note: this plate is delightfully vintage, so it may flaunt a few faded spots or age marks — consider them character lines, like wrinkles for a fine old cynic. Embrace the doom, cherish the patina, and remember: the end is nigh, but your home decor game will remain immaculate.