I'm not superstitious but i am a little sticious, vintage plate with stand

✨ “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little sticious.” ✨

Finally — a decorative vintage plate that truly captures your unique approach to life: mostly rational, a tad suspicious, and fully prepared to knock on wood while throwing salt over your shoulder and blaming Mercury when you trip over absolutely nothing.

Measuring a dainty-yet-bold 16cm, this fine piece of sarcastic crockery is perfect for your wall, shelf, or altar to the questionable decisions you keep making. It comes with a FREE plate stand — because I know you can’t be trusted to prop it up with your leftover pizza boxes and a scented candle that’s on its last leg.

Whether you want to gift it to that friend who starts every sentence with “I’m not superstitious BUT…” or you want to keep it for yourself as a daily reminder that you don’t really believe in ghosts (but you still won’t say Bloody Mary in the mirror), this plate has your vibe covered.

Decorative only — please don’t eat your morning toast off it unless you fancy a side of chipped paint and regret. Also, it’s handwash only, because this plate is fancy and wants you to suffer just a little bit more for your aesthetic choices.

And, because it’s vintage (read: older than your last bad relationship), it may have some perfectly imperfect fading or marks that simply add to its mystical charm and prove that it has seen things you wouldn’t believe.

🏺✨ Claim your tiny slice of sticiousness today! ✨🏺









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