I'm just a goddamn ray of motherfucking sunshine, vintage plate with stand

✨ I’m Just a Goddamn Ray of Motherfucking Sunshine ✨

Well, aren’t you just a dazzling beam of relentless positivity? Now your home decor can match your sparkling personality (or at least warn unsuspecting guests before they dare to speak to you pre-coffee).

This charming vintage plate boldly proclaims what you’d rather not keep repeating: you’re a goddamn ray of motherfucking sunshine — and if anyone doubts it, they can read the fine china. Measuring a polite yet powerful 16cm in diameter, it’s just the right size to sit on your shelf and radiate your sunny disposition at all who dare approach.

But wait! There’s more! It comes with a FREE plate stand — because this piece of decorative profanity deserves to be displayed at eye level where Aunt Karen can clutch her pearls at your next family gathering.

This plate is strictly for decorative purposes because you’re already doing enough washing up in life: it’s handwash only (duh) and won’t survive your dishwasher’s raging spin cycle. Treat it gently, like the fragile beacon of sunshine you are.

Oh, and before you moan — this is a vintage piece. Which means it has a little life experience, a few stories to tell, and maybe the occasional mark, fading, or imperfection. Just like you, darling. Flawed, fabulous, and radiating questionable sunshine.

Go on — embrace your inner golden glow. You know you want to. ☀️✨