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✨ At Least My Trauma Made Me Funny – Vintage Plate ✨
Well, well, well… look who’s shopping for a decorative plate to celebrate their lifelong subscription to Coping Mechanisms Monthly! Congratulations! You’ve officially reached that sweet spot of adulthood where you realise therapy is expensive, but jokes about your emotional damage are free (and much more entertaining at dinner parties).
This one-of-a-kind vintage plate boldly declares “At Least My Trauma Made Me Funny” — because if you can’t laugh at the utter chaos that is your inner world, what else is there? It’s the perfect conversation starter for when your nosy aunt visits and tries to ask you when you’re going to “settle down and get normal.” Pop this baby on its free stand and watch her eyes twitch as she realises you did not, in fact, turn out as well-adjusted as she hoped.
Measuring a perfectly passive-aggressive 16cm across, it’s just the right size to hang on your gallery wall, prop up on your chaotic desk, or place next to your wine rack (aka the adult sippy cup storage). It’s strictly decorative, much like your coping skills — so please, for the love of irony, hand wash only. No dishwashers, unless you fancy explaining why your precious plate now looks like it’s been run over by your unresolved issues.
Each plate is vintage, which means it has lived through some sh*t too — just like you. So don’t be alarmed by the odd mark, bit of fading, or tiny imperfection. It’s not flawed, it’s just got character (relatable, right?).
Go on, treat yourself. After all, you’ve earned it — and if you didn’t, your trauma certainly did.