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✨ “Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys” Vintage Plate ✨
Do you ever find yourself staring blankly into the abyss of other people’s drama, wondering how exactly you got sucked into this three-ring circus of nonsense? Well, wonder no more — let this plate do the talking for you.
This stunning 16cm decorative plate proudly declares your complete and utter lack of interest in other people’s clownery. Yes, Linda, Karen, and that one guy from accounting — this means you. Now when the family starts flinging their emotional bananas around the dinner table, you can just calmly point to the plate. No words needed.
Perfect for:
🎪 Office desk décor to fend off coworker catastrophes.
🎪 Hanging on your kitchen wall as a subtle warning to anyone trying to drag you into their mess.
🎪 Gifting to that one friend who’s the unofficial zookeeper of their friend group’s drama.
Each plate comes with a FREE plate stand — because you’re classy and you deserve to display your boundary-setting masterpiece at the perfect passive-aggressive angle.
Important note for the overly enthusiastic dishwasher owners: This beauty is decorative only and strictly handwash. If you fling it into the dishwasher, it will judge you as harshly as you judge everyone else’s monkey business.
Please remember this is a vintage item — so it may have some glorious fading, tiny marks, or quirks that just add to its “I’m too old for this circus” charm. Basically, it’s seen some things — just like you.
🐒 Not your circus. Not your monkeys. Not your problem. 🐒