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✨ The Soap Is Not Just For Decoration – Vintage Plate ✨
Ah yes, the eternal household mystery: that perfectly sculpted soap bar perched on the sink, untouched, gathering dust like an ancient relic. We’ve all seen it. We’ve all wondered. Well, this 16cm decorative plate is here to do the public service your passive-aggressive sticky notes couldn’t.
This delightful piece boldly proclaims “The soap is not just for decoration” – a gentle yet firm reminder to house guests, family members, and suspiciously soap-resistant roommates that yes, the soap is there for actual, real-life washing. Imagine that!
It’s the perfect addition to any bathroom, kitchen, or passive-aggressive gift basket. Comes with a FREE plate stand, so you can prop this baby up on any shelf or ledge, commanding the kind of attention your actual hygiene routine probably deserves.
Please note: This plate is purely decorative and should be treated with the same respect you wish people would give the soap. Handwash only – because the dishwasher is no place for a delicate little truth bomb like this.
🧽 Size: 16cm diameter – just enough space to deliver maximum sarcasm with minimum real estate.
🧽 Care: Handwashing only. I know, the irony.
🧽 Bonus: Comes with a free stand, so you can showcase your disdain for decorative-only soap from every angle.
And remember: This plate is vintage. That means it’s been around longer than your half-used soap bar and may show some signs of a life well-lived – a bit of fading, a mark here or there – all adding to its perfectly imperfect charm.
Now, go forth and tell the world (or at least your bathroom visitors): Use. The. Soap. 💦✨