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✨ “You Are Not Too Old & It’s Not Too Late” Vintage Plate ✨
Congratulations! You’ve just found the ultimate motivational reminder for when you’re staring blankly into the abyss of your life choices at 3 AM while eating stale cereal in your pyjamas. This gloriously cheeky vintage plate is here to whisper sweet nothings like, “Hey, it’s fine! You’re not too old, and it’s definitely not too late... probably.”
Measuring a perfectly underwhelming 16cm, this decorative plate is just big enough to hold your daily existential dread while still looking classy on a wall, shelf, or precariously balanced on that free plate stand that comes with it — because you deserve nice things you didn’t know you needed.
Important note: this beauty is decorative only, so please resist the urge to load it with snacks for your next pity party. It demands the gentle caress of handwashing only — no harsh dishwashers or microwave shenanigans, unless you enjoy watching things disintegrate in real time.
Imagine the compliments you’ll get when guests ask about your taste in decor and you get to say, “Oh this? It reminds me that my best years are still ahead of me... allegedly.”
So go on, hang it up in your kitchen, living room, or that one weird corner you’ve never figured out what to do with. Let this plate be the passive-aggressive life coach you never asked for.
P.S. This is an actual vintage item — it may have some charming fading, slight marks, or little quirks from its many years of watching people like us pretend we’ve got our shit together. Adds character, darling! ✨
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