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✨ **“What kind of fuckery is this?” Decorative Vintage Plate – 16cm with Free Plate Stand ✨
Well, well, well… look who’s stumbled upon the pinnacle of passive-aggressive home décor. You could have gone with a nice inspirational quote, something about “Live, Laugh, Love” or “Home Sweet Home” — but no. You’re braver than that. You want your guests to feel the existential dread you feel every time life throws you yet another dose of chaos. Enter: this dainty little plate that asks the only question that really matters — What kind of fuckery is this?
Measuring a perfectly unassuming 16cm, this decorative vintage plate is the ideal way to let everyone know you’ve given up trying to make sense of anything. Hang it on your kitchen wall for maximum side-eye from your mother-in-law. Perch it on your desk to remind your boss you are, in fact, questioning every single decision they make. Or just place it by the front door so it’s the last thing you see before heading out to the real world — a daily pep talk in ceramic form.
Each plate comes with a free stand, because, let’s face it, this piece deserves to be displayed like the sarcastic little masterpiece it is. Fair warning: it’s decorative — so no, you cannot microwave your leftover spaghetti on it. Also, it’s handwash only — because dishwashers, like everything else, cannot be trusted with something this precious.
Please note: this plate is vintage, which means it’s seen some shit — and might have the faint fading or marks to prove it. Call it character. Call it a testament to enduring fuckery across the decades. Either way, it’s ready to be your next conversation starter, your daily mood setter, and your favourite bit of questionable crockery.
Enjoy! 💅✨