I do not have ducks, i do not have a row, I have squirrels and they're at a rave, vintage plate with stand

✨ I do not have ducks. I do not have a row. I have squirrels. And they’re at a rave. ✨

Ever look around and think, “Wow, my life is so organised, everything is perfectly lined up like obedient little ducks”? Yeah… me neither. Because guess what? Ducks are overrated. Ducks are neat freaks. Ducks have schedules and life plans and matching lunch boxes.

Meanwhile, over here in the real world, we’ve got squirrels. Not just any squirrels — hyper-caffeinated, glow-stick-waving squirrels that have traded acorns for energy drinks and are currently losing their tiny furry minds at an underground woodland rave in your frontal lobe.

This 16cm vintage decorative plate is here to honour the complete chaos that is your internal circus. Stick it on your shelf, plop it on your desk, or hang it on your wall — just remember, those squirrels are not calming down anytime soon. Comes with a free plate stand because these squirrels are not about that ‘lying flat’ life.

Perfect for gifting to that friend who keeps saying they’ll “get their life together” but keeps losing their keys in the fridge. Or maybe you’re the friend. Be the friend. Own your rave squirrels. Display them proudly.

💦 Handwashing only — because if you stick this gem in the dishwasher, the squirrels might escape and set up a DJ booth in there. And let’s be honest, you don’t need that level of feral surprise during your spin cycle.

⚡ PLEASE NOTE: This plate is vintage, which means it has seen some things, been to a few raves of its own, and might have a few scuffs, fading or marks. Call it “character” or “authenticity” — either way, it just makes your squirrel rave that much more legit.

Grab it now and let your squirrels party on in style. Ducks? Never heard of her.