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✨ Lesbians Eat What! ✨
Ah, the eternal question that has plagued philosophers, confused your nan, and made your Aunt Karen clutch her pearls — now immortalised on a charming little 16cm vintage plate that definitely deserves pride of place in your kitchen, bedroom, or that shrine you’ve built to your own questionable sense of humour.
This delightful piece of crockery chaos boldly asks Lesbians eat what? and then goes a step further by dragging a sacred cat into the conversation. Because why not? Nothing says “home décor” like a slightly sacrilegious feline witness to your culinary and romantic choices.
Each plate comes with a free plate stand, so you can prop this icon of awkward conversations right where everyone can see it — Sunday dinner, awkward Tinder date, or right next to your grandma’s Royal Doulton collection. Balance is key.
Please note: This plate is purely decorative — so don’t go slapping your beans on toast or ceremonial cat snacks on it. It’s strictly hand wash only, because your dishwasher has already suffered enough indignity in its lifetime.
At a perfect 16cm, it’s big enough to say “I’m hilarious and a little bit unhinged” but small enough to still fit on your already overcrowded walls of weirdness.
💫 Important bit! This plate is vintage, which means it has lived, laughed, and probably heard a few secrets. It may have some fading, teeny tiny scratches, or marks associated with its glamorous age. Think of them as character lines — much like your face, it tells a story.
Bring this holy grail of lesbian culinary mystery and cat worship home today — your inner chaos gremlin will thank you. 🐱✨