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✨ Support Your Local Cemetery – Vintage Plate ✨
Finally, a piece of home décor that truly speaks to your soul — and possibly to the souls resting six feet under. This delightfully morbid 16cm decorative plate boldly declares, “Support Your Local Cemetery”, because why not champion the one place everyone’s eventually going to end up?
Perfect for those of us who believe in shopping local, even when it comes to eternal resting places. Put your money where your grave is — literally. This plate serves as a polite reminder to visit Grandma, mow the graveyard lawn, or at least wave on your way past. After all, the local cemetery’s been dying for your support.
This one-of-a-kind treasure comes with its very own free plate stand — because you wouldn’t want this statement piece gathering dust in a drawer. Let it take pride of place on your shelf, mantel, or that questionable corner you call your “dark little nook of questionable taste.”
Please note: this plate is decorative — so unless you’re summoning the spirits with a side of beans on toast, keep your meals far away. And yes, it’s handwashing only because your dishwasher has seen enough horror without chipping away at this gem.
Remember, this is a vintage item — which means it’s lived a whole life already (unlike those in the cemetery). Expect some charming fading, marks, or general signs of age that only add to its haunted authenticity.
Support your local cemetery. Support your local weird. Support your shelf’s sense of humor.
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