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✨ Just a gentle reminder to stop fucking about and do that thing that will make you much happier as a person. ✨
Yes, that’s right — this 16cm vintage plate is here to say what your inner voice has been screaming for years, but with far more style and significantly less crying in the shower.
Perfectly sized to perch passive-aggressively on your shelf, desk, or altar of procrastination, this decorative plate comes complete with its very own free plate stand. That way, your motivational profanity can be displayed at eye level, ensuring maximum guilt and minimal excuses.
Why settle for bland inspirational quotes like “Live Laugh Love” when you can have “Stop fucking about and do the thing” staring you down every time you think about doom-scrolling for four hours instead of sorting your life out? Your therapist will thank you. Probably.
💦 Important Care Note: This plate is for decorative purposes only — do not even think about eating off it, microwaving it, or popping it in the dishwasher. It’s handwashing only, like all good questionable life choices.
🕰️ Vintage Disclaimer: This treasure has lived a long, full life telling generations to get their shit together. So expect some charming signs of age — maybe a little fading, a mark here or there, all part of its sassy, well-earned character.
So go on, add it to your cart. It’s cheaper than another self-help book you’ll never read and just might be the gentle, sweary nudge you need to finally do that thing.