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“I Like Pretty Things and the Word Fuck” Vintage Decorative Plate
Ever looked at your wall and thought, “Wow, you know what this bland expanse of beige could really use? A delicate floral plate with a well-placed expletive.” Well, congratulations! You’ve just found it — the pinnacle of classy chaos for your home décor: a 16cm vintage plate boldly declaring “I like pretty things and the word fuck.”
This isn’t just a plate. This is a statement. A manifesto, if you will. It says, “Yes, I adore dainty roses and chintz patterns, but I’m also one emotional breakdown away from setting your passive-aggressive casserole dish on fire.” It’s called balance, darling.
Lovingly crafted back when people still answered their landlines and plates were allowed to have personality, this sassy relic comes with its very own FREE plate stand — because we understand the importance of displaying your questionable taste with pride. Hang it in your kitchen, prop it on your office shelf, or pop it in the guest bathroom to really test Grandma’s pacemaker.
Care instructions: This plate is decorative — please do not eat your beans on toast off it, Karen. It is handwashing only because your dishwasher is far too rough and we can’t trust it not to ruin the vibes.
And remember, this is a vintage plate, which means it has lived a life. It may have some fading, marks, or slight imperfections that come with age — just like you, babe. Wear those flaws with pride, they make you interesting.