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Dogs Welcome, Children Tolerated — Vintage Decorative Plate
Congratulations, you’ve stumbled across possibly the most brutally honest piece of home décor your walls will ever see. This 16cm vintage plate proudly announces to the world — or at least to your in-laws and your neighbour’s feral offspring — exactly where your priorities lie: dogs, glorious dogs, with their muddy paws and undying love, are always welcome. Children? Meh. They’ll be tolerated. Maybe. If they don’t touch anything.
Lovingly perched on its free plate stand (because who has time to hammer nails into the wall when you’re busy rolling your eyes at other people’s kids?), this decorative masterpiece is the perfect passive-aggressive conversation starter for any hallway, living room, or awkward family gathering.
Just remember, this plate is as delicate as your patience around shrieking toddlers — so please, no dishwashers or microwave shenanigans. It’s handwash only, because vintage charm doesn’t play well with modern convenience.
Speaking of vintage, this sassy slice of porcelain has been around the block a few times, so expect the odd mark, bit of fading, or other well-earned battle scar. It all adds to the charm — much like your dog’s suspiciously chewed slippers.
Dogs welcome. Children tolerated. Plate adored.