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✨ It’s like Blackpool Illuminations in here! ✨
Well, well, well — look who’s got themselves a slice of seaside sarcasm. This gloriously inappropriate 16cm vintage plate boldly declares “It’s like Blackpool Illuminations in here” — because what better way to remind everyone that your house is lit up like the Vegas strip every time someone forgets to switch off a bloody light?
Tired of gently hinting that your electric bill is higher than your self-esteem? Just hang this plate somewhere strategic — kitchen, hallway, right by the bathroom that’s apparently a lighthouse now — and let it do the passive-aggressive heavy lifting for you.
Size: A delightfully dainty 16cm across, perfect for perching on the free stand (yes, I’m so generous) that comes with it. That’s right — it stands alone and so do you in your battle to keep the house from glowing like a UFO landing site.
Care: This plate is decorative only, darling. Do NOT fling your biscuits on it. It’s a fragile piece of passive aggression — treat it gently and only handwash it, because you’re not an animal (well, not today).
Oh, and in case you’re new to the concept of vintage, this plate has survived a few decades, unlike your last relationship. It may have some fading, quirky marks, or minor signs of wear that simply add to its unique charm — much like you after three gins and a tragic karaoke rendition.
Snap it up, plonk it on your mantelpiece, and bask in the glow — literally. Blackpool Illuminations eat your heart out. 💡✨