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Vintage “Thundercunt” Decorative Plate – 16cm of Unapologetic Class
Ever looked around your home and thought, “You know what’s missing? A dainty, floral vintage plate screaming ‘Thundercunt’ at every unsuspecting guest who dares to question my life choices.” Well, you’re in luck.
Introducing this 16cm masterpiece: a delicate nod to your inner storm of sass, wrapped up in fine vintage porcelain and balanced precariously on a free plate stand you’ll probably never dust.
Perfect for:
Passive-aggressively telling your mother-in-law where she stands.
Reminding housemates who’s the true ruler of the kitchen kingdom.
A gentle daily affirmation that, yes, you are an absolute Thundercunt – in the most empowering, legendary way possible.
This plate is purely decorative, so please don’t go serving nibbles on it – unless you’re into a side of regret and dish soap bubbles. It’s handwashing only because dishwashers are too modern and this plate is too fancy for that peasant nonsense.
Pop it on a shelf, hang it above your toilet, or display it proudly next to your collection of passive-aggressive tea towels. Wherever it goes, it’ll spark conversations you can pretend you’re too classy to have.
Please Note:
This is a vintage item, which means it’s got more character than your ex’s excuses. Expect some perfectly imperfect fading, slight marks, or tiny blemishes – all the glorious signs of a plate that’s lived a far more interesting life than most people you know.